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gothlolita:

im sorry but you two cant get married. the bible said adam and eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names.

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54,150 notes | 6 hours ago

Let it go.

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1,538 notes | 6 hours ago

arpakasso:

bondoge:

swag youre it

no snapbacks

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70,700 notes | 6 hours ago

pizza:

there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it

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8,183 notes | 6 hours ago

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detention:

queued~bye.
110,837 notes | 6 hours ago

siriusstark:

awkwardsituationist:

98 year old dobri dobrev, a man who lost his hearing in the second world war, walks 10 kilometers from his village in his homemade clothes and leather shoes to the city of sofia, where he spends the day begging for money.

though a well known fixture around several of the city’s chruches, known for his prostrations of thanks to all donors, it was only recently discovered that he has donated every penny he has collected — over 40,000 euros — towards the restoration of decaying bulgarian monasteries and churches and the utility bills of orphanages, living instead off his monthly state pension of 80 euros.

there’s still good in this world

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70,297 notes | 22 hours ago
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
349,960 notes | 1 day ago

troncaaaat:

howtodresswell:

onlytheilluminatisurvive:

i cant breathe 

that can’t be comfortable I wouldn’t be mad or hate if she was wearing some damn slippers or something

gat damn

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sex-like-a-nympho:

landofloveandlies:

inbox:

don’t do drugs.  do me

do drugs and me.

do drugs with me. and then do me.

(via absamoney)

41,312 notes | 1 day ago

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isaaclikesdiary:

Okay so this one time, I snuck backstage at Christian Dior Haute Couture and was attempting to get into the makeup room to snap a few quick shots of the models, when Magdalena Frackowiak walked out, opened a window and lit up a cigarette. I leaned out the adjacent window, said, “Magdalena!” and snapped this shot. ON MY BLACKBERRY. She got the fright of her life. About six months later, I ran into her backstage at the Rag and Bone show at New York Fashion Week and asked her if she remembered me. She said no. So I showed her the picture on my Blackberry. She started laughing, gave me a giant hug, and told me that it was one of her favourite photos of all time and said it had gone everywhere, including magazines and blogs all over the world.
I was like, “I bet you say that to all the boys.”
17,727 notes | 1 day ago

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Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”.
???: “You jumped high though.”
Tyler: “I’m black.”
267,837 notes | 2 days ago

shouldertappingghosts:

Do you ever have those things that you want to post but you can’t because there are

[whispers]

people you know on here

(via artisticvibez)

117,603 notes | 2 days ago

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11,221 notes | 2 days ago

cyberdepressed:

*loses followers*
*loses friends*
*loses bobby pins and hair ties*
*loses internet connection*
*loses phone*
*loses life*
*gains weight*

(Source: madfawn, via artisticvibez)

53,172 notes | 2 days ago